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When it comes to erotic masseuse parlours, everyone seems to have a different opinion on the matter. Some say it’s amoral and a form of cheating, while others argue that it’s not as clear cut as that. Where ever you sit on the moral/amoral spectrum, there’s no denying that there is a certain level of etiquette and respect that is required from both the masseuse and the client. If this is your first time receiving a happy ending massage, you’re probably a little unsure about what to expect. Well, check out the following do’s and don’ts when visiting your local erotic parlour.

The do’s

Let’s start off with what you can and should be doing when receiving a happy ending massage.

Get rid of those nerves

Before walking into the parlour, the most important thing to do is get rid of those nerves. It’s perfectly normal for you to feel self-conscious about removing your clothes and receiving some intimate bodywork, albeit there are plenty of ways to improve your body image. Just remember that your body will not be judged by the masseuse and that the process is very common.

Speak up

Remember to speak up at any stage throughout the session if you feel uncomfortable. If the therapist is providing too much pressure or is doing something that you are not comfortable, mention it. They are professional and will be able to adapt their techniques to best suit your needs.

Shower before hand

Before receiving any erotic bodywork, it is a common courtesy that you shower before the session. It is important that hygiene standards are maintained and showing up clean for your happy ending massage is very important. Many parlours will offer showers before the session as well.

Thank the masseuse

After your session has finished, make sure you thank the masseuse for their services. It might sound obvious, but many people won’t thank the masseuse for their efforts and instead just put their clothes back on and walk out. A lot of this stems from the negative stigma attached to the erotic bodywork field, where a lot of people simply assume that it is dirty and amoral. Regardless of what you think, if you choose to receive a happy ending massage, you should thank the masseuse.

The don’ts

Don’t overeat before hand

Before any type of bodywork, including a happy ending massage, you don’t want to overeat. You want your food to be properly digested before you hop onto the table. Any intensive bodywork or pressure could cause some unwanted sounds or discomfort, so be smart and have a light snack before the session (nothing too large or rich). However, you should certainly be drinking a lot of water before the session – staying hydrated is important.

Don’t push the masseuse to do something unsolicited

You cannot force the masseuse to do something that they are uncomfortable with. If the masseuse says no, then that’s it. It’s non-negotiable.

You don’t have to shave

If you want to shave your skin or private area before your happy ending massage, then feel free to do so. However, it is not something you have to do necessarily. Unless your therapist recommends it, just do whatever you feel comfortable with.

Don’t do anything too strenuous

After you have received your treatment, it is advisable to not do anything too strenuous or intense. It is best to just relax and have a light meal. Your muscles are looser, and your mind will be content and clear. It can be hard to do but try to book your happy ending massage in for a time when you know you can relax and chill afterwards.